You get passed when you are driving seventy five.
The rodeo is the social event of the year.
You tell North Dakota jokes.
The pickup trucks all have two rifles and two big dogs.
People you don't know smile and say "Howdy."
Bumper stickers are about guns, horses or chewing tobacco.
The only people wearing white shirts are out of town Lawyers
Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn't the local congressman
When the car in front of you is weaving, you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk
You can actually pronounce the City's name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow
Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicles "jockey box"
You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries
You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat.
You can write a check at McDonald's for 2 Big Macs and fries.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Montana.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
How Redneck Are You?
You Are 50% Redneck |
 You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! |
Friday, April 01, 2005
Friday Night Poker
I give up on playing $1/$2 on Poker Room! I played more tonight, and I find it impossible to win a hand there. In total I have played 367 hands at -4.5/bb/100
I was going to withdraw my money from there, and decided to play another SNG there, this time a $10+1 and I again took 1st place for $35. The SNGs don't seem to take as long as Party either. So, I will leave some money for playing SNGs at Poker Room.
I was going to withdraw my money from there, and decided to play another SNG there, this time a $10+1 and I again took 1st place for $35. The SNGs don't seem to take as long as Party either. So, I will leave some money for playing SNGs at Poker Room.
Poker Room
Playing $1/$2 at Poker Room has been awful...
I have played 300 hands and am down $39 (6 BB/100)
My experience there has been much different than Part or UB.
In looking thru my stats, I see the only hands I won with are:
AA QQ QJ AK AQs KQs
Always Losing Hands
KQ KJ AQ J9s KT AJ QJs KTs TT KJs 55
A few other interesting tidbits, I had
AA 4 times
QQ 1 time
99 1 time
77 2 times
55 5 times
33 1 time
So I tried a SNG on Poker Room, $5+/.50 and I finished 1st place for $17.50. I only wish Poker Tracker worked with PR tournaments, I will have to keep track here instead.
I played $1/$2 on UB last night and did well. For 88 hands I was up $82 (46 BB/100)
I have played 300 hands and am down $39 (6 BB/100)
My experience there has been much different than Part or UB.
In looking thru my stats, I see the only hands I won with are:
AA QQ QJ AK AQs KQs
Always Losing Hands
KQ KJ AQ J9s KT AJ QJs KTs TT KJs 55
A few other interesting tidbits, I had
AA 4 times
QQ 1 time
99 1 time
77 2 times
55 5 times
33 1 time
So I tried a SNG on Poker Room, $5+/.50 and I finished 1st place for $17.50. I only wish Poker Tracker worked with PR tournaments, I will have to keep track here instead.
I played $1/$2 on UB last night and did well. For 88 hands I was up $82 (46 BB/100)
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