Funny Poker Sayings

I was looking around at poker tshirt stores for a birthday gift for DH. There are some funny ones, but I couldnt find what I was looking for, he wants one that says

F.T.R

F&@% the River

Here are the funny ones I found:

• Act like you know what you are doing.... FOLD
• Got Poker?
• Got Chips?
• Eat, sleep, play poker
• Friends Don't Let Friends Play Bad Cards
• Poker is not my life. Its much more important than that
• I'm on a strict poker diet. Nothing but fish and their chips
• I would check raise my own grandma
• But they were suited
• You don’t have the nuts to call my bluff
• I may be short stacked by my wife is a 36D
• I've Got A Big Kicker
• The River Will Deliver
• There are no bad beats, only bad reads
• The nice thing about poker is as along as you have a chip, and a chair, you've still got a prayer
• It's only a gambling problem if your losing
• Who needs balls when you've got the nuts
• All I need is a chip, chair & a pocket pair
• Its all about position
• You raise it, I'll hold it.
• Aces in all the right places
• Wanna see my big slick?

I thought they might be going a little too far when they have infant & toddler tshirts... At least until I saw the "Future Poker Player" t-shirts :)